The Absurdity of Months Passing Too Quickly

Where has December gone? I'm already halfway through and what do I have to show for it? I got all of my Christmas shopping accomplished in this month (I can write this even though it hasn't happened because why would i buy Christmas gifts after Christmas? Wouldn't those gifts just become "gifts" then?

What about the crying children at Walmart who regularly throw fits. I don't know what kind of parents are raising those kids butI really enjoy not loking while tryping in and writing preciesly what kidns o that I had zionvilve (Re: sleep typing)

Told you there'd be more of those to come!