Pinterest IRL

For those of you unfamiliar with the term, IRL means "in real life"

or it means "I roll leaves" (no illegal implication, I promise)

perhaps it means "Iris really likes" something. What does Iris like? It'd be like her own personal approval rating. You saw an IRL sticker somewhere? Iris liked it.

Getting down to business: why can Pinterest not exist in real life? How cool would it be to have a Pinterest IN YOUR HOUSE.

"How does this work?" you ask.

Easily!

Allow me to show you the Pinterest Closet, otherwise marketed as Pinterest IRL.

With the Pinterest Closet, anything and everything that has been pinned by the people you are following will immediately be available to you in this closet. Free of charge. (you can't pin pictures of money and expect them to show up. #aladdingenierules) One of the people you follow just pinned a super cute puppy picture! POP! There's a super cute puppy in your closet! And he doesn't even poop or pee! Just available for tons of cuddles! Perfection! Someone went crazy pinning scarves and skirts for the fall? GUESS WHAT. They're now in your Pinterest Closet! Pop pop pop pop pop pop! FREE! The Best 3 Ingredient Cookies Ever. IN YOUR CLOSET. Methods for organizing your desk. ORGANIZING MATERIALS IN YOUR CLOSET. The greatest glass cleaner ever. IN YOUR CLOSET. Pizza. IN YOUR CLOSET. Workouts to get rid of that pizza gut. IN YOUR CLOSET.

Woah woah woah. How can a *workout* be in my Pinterest Closet?

Don't question it.

I'm all for it. Keeps me from going out in public and confessing to people that I pin a lot of ridiculous things. And it keeps people from knowing just how much pizza I like to eat. <3

xoxoxo PizzaAddict4lyf

Sundays are for...

Sunday funday!

What can you do with a Sunday?

1. Homework
2. Cuddle a cat
3. Work
4. Run to the car in the rain
5. Why does it always seem to rain on Sundays?
6. Plan for the week
6a. Meals
6b. Outfits
6c. Daily goals
6d. Blogs
7. Won't you stay, stay with me?
8. Sing your heart out
9. Write more lists than necessary
10. Freeze in bed

What can't you do with a Sunday?

1. Buy alcohol at a store
2. Come through my line with reusable shopping bags
3. Come through my line with leaking meat
4. Pay a bill
6. Drive fast
7. Get up early
8. Stay up late
9. Get back together
10. Count properly
11. Stay with you.

What can you write lists about?

1. Lists
2. Cats
3. Things you like
4. Things you love
5. Things you hate
6. Things you have no opinion of
7. The value of a dollar
8. People you find attractive (JenLaw, this is for you)
9. Movies you want to see
10. The future

Things you should never do:

1. Nothing.
2. Live with regrets.
3. Carry around baggage (redundant)
4. Call blasphemy on list-making.
5. Read this blog without commenting.

Really, I want to know where you're from. Can be anonymous, but if you're reading this, leave a comment sil vous plait.

XOXO