Levels of Lazy (A quick guide)

Average lazy:
Not wanting to partner your socks after doing laundry.

Above average lazy:
Not wanting to put on real clothes because you're not going out today anyway.

Exceedingly lazy:
Not wanting to take out the trash because it's going to fill up again soon.

You should probably just go back to bed for a week you're so lazy:
Not wanting to paint your dominant hand's nails...so you leave them bare.

Guilty as charged.