I'm not a prophet but I'm here to profit

I'd also like to label this one as "Why I love Nose Strips"

You know, those white things where you slosh your nose with water, peel the magic strip from the plastic backing, and SMACK. Onto your nose.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

AND RIP IT OFF!

What glory ensues! Look at all of the hair and dirt I have just relieved my nose of! How happy it can now be as it breathes inside and out! My pores sing great choruses of clear freedom! This is the day that Biore has made! I will rejoice and be blackhead free in it! (and then a few more lines about entering gates with thanksgiving, into courts with praise...and now I'm just stuck on choir memories. Ahhh Roanoke.)

Last year around this time, I was squandering Pinterest for the latest and greatest beauty craze. Lo! A DIY blackhead strip! Never buy from the store again!

Can this be? Is it really as good as everyone writes?

It's on the internet...nobody has given it poor reviews...I MUST EXPERIMENT!

And so I bought milk, gelatin, popsicle sticks, and plastic containers for mixing. Oh and I borrowed my roommate/best friend's face. AND WE SET TO WORK

On what was arguably the worst endeavor I've ever set forth to accomplish. I highly recommend against said facial peel unless you like the feeling of ripping off layers of skin from your face over and over. If that's your sort of thing, then by all means! Find the recipe! Rip off skin!

I'm sure it would actually be quite a fantastical thing for Halloween if you were looking to create an aura of skin peeling.

Or you could just go outside and get some sun. But who does that these days? Pft. Not me. Skin of milk, this one.

Sundays are for...

Sunday funday!

What can you do with a Sunday?

1. Homework
2. Cuddle a cat
3. Work
4. Run to the car in the rain
5. Why does it always seem to rain on Sundays?
6. Plan for the week
6a. Meals
6b. Outfits
6c. Daily goals
6d. Blogs
7. Won't you stay, stay with me?
8. Sing your heart out
9. Write more lists than necessary
10. Freeze in bed

What can't you do with a Sunday?

1. Buy alcohol at a store
2. Come through my line with reusable shopping bags
3. Come through my line with leaking meat
4. Pay a bill
6. Drive fast
7. Get up early
8. Stay up late
9. Get back together
10. Count properly
11. Stay with you.

What can you write lists about?

1. Lists
2. Cats
3. Things you like
4. Things you love
5. Things you hate
6. Things you have no opinion of
7. The value of a dollar
8. People you find attractive (JenLaw, this is for you)
9. Movies you want to see
10. The future

Things you should never do:

1. Nothing.
2. Live with regrets.
3. Carry around baggage (redundant)
4. Call blasphemy on list-making.
5. Read this blog without commenting.

Really, I want to know where you're from. Can be anonymous, but if you're reading this, leave a comment sil vous plait.

XOXO