Things my friends have posted about on Facebook in the last two hours:
- Pictures of cats
- Pictures of themselves in headphones
- Pictures of themselves skiing
- Pictures of themselves with their siblings
- Youtube links without previews or descriptions
- Selling of pies
- Acceptance to vet school
- Pictures of Manhattan looking strange
- Lazy days
- Pictures of museum trips
- Pictures of friendship related to the Lion King
- Being Mitch Daniels' favorite person
- Jeff Saturday's retirement
- Work
- Weather conditions being distasteful
- Upcoming television shows
- Fog
- Asking for friends to accompany to a concert
- Tired, therefore meaning the gym is a priority
- Who they were at 18 years old
- Spam about profile views
- Some nonsense about sleeping for hours on end
- "If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either :| "
- The lack of brains by a geology professor in matters related to Physics (a neutron is composed of an electron and proton, therefore making the charge neutral)
- A joke about birds tweeting
What does this all mean? Several conclusions could be drawn:
A. I'm on facebook too much
B. People are, thankfully, not posting their minute by minute activities
C. My friends are a fair representation of who I am (minus that Jeff Saturday posting. Who cares!)
D. Being alone on Valentine's Day is no more depressing than being alone every other day.
E. We could all use a little more pie.
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